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Saturday, January 12, 2013

WHITE HOUSE REFUSES PETITION TO BUILD DEATHSTAR

THIS is an amazing and hilarious response from the  white house. 

After a recent petition to build a literal death star, the White house responded withvv THIS LETTER



Included in the letter are the following WELL-RESEARCHED points against the creation:


  • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
Crap like this. It's funny. Good on you, White House.

Jenny Haining, American UNiversity 2013