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Saturday, December 29, 2012

NEW YEARS: ZOEY AND JOSEPH SING

Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt sing a song for you.

What are YOU doing for New Years?

FOOTBALL JESUS: NFL Week 17 Podcast!



Oh this is gonna be one heluva weekend for FOOTBALL!

Texans. Indy. Skins. Dallas. Seattle... and so many more.

Here's the podcast. Good luck!


Wednesday, December 26, 2012

TRAMPLED SNOW ART

These people tramped through the snow to MAKE THESE DESIGNS IN THE SNOW




Full story can be found on Digg.com, so cool!! SEE HOW THEY DO IT

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

STICK UP YOUR.....

Here is a 2012 list of the CRAZY THINGS PEOPLE GOT STUCK IN THEIR BODIES THIS YEAR



Ear:
KEY
BUTTON
HOT WAX
PLASTIC DART
PIECE OF PAPER
"TOOTHPICK AND THEN HAIRPIN"
WOOD
SCREWDRIVER
PLASTIC DRINKING STRAW
ERASER
FLY
RUBBER BAND
KNIFE
Nose:
DIXIE CUP
HAIR BARRETT
"TWO KITCHEN MAGNETS IN EACH NOSTRIL"
COLORING PENCIL
NICKEL
WAD OF TOILET TISSUE
MARDI GRAS BEAD
SMALL TOY
PIECE OF PLASTIC HANGER
PICK-UP STICK
"BB PELLETS WHILE TRYING A MAGIC TRICK"
SCREW
STICKER
CRUCIFIX
BATTERY
TOY DIAMOND
"A PENNY OR POPCORN IN NOSE, SEEMS BOTHERED"
Throat:
LEMON SEED
MAXI PAD
CHECKER
THIMBLE
THUMBTACK
BUTTERFLY
PLASTIC TOY GUN
STAPLE
KEYCHAIN RING
NAIL
MODEL TOY AIRPLANE
MAN PART:
SPOON
PLASTIC ZIP TIE
FORKS
ORNAMENT
"PIECE OF TIMBER"
PEN
SODA CAN POP TOP
LADY PART:
BEDPOST
"WAS DARED TO PUT A COSMETICS BOTTLE IN VAGINA"
TOY MICROPHONE STAND
SPOON
"COCK RING THAT BECAME DISLODGED"
METAL BAR
2 SPONGES
PIECE OF BASKETBALL SHORTS
SEWING NEEDLES
"PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING"
HAIRSPRAY CAP
TUB STOPPER
"12YOF GOING THROUGH MOM'S DRAWER, FOUND PENIS SHAPED 'PLEASURE ITEM,' EXPERIMENTING PUTTING IN HER VAGINA, COULDN'T GET OUT"
Rectum:
FRENCH BREAD
HAND WRENCH
CIGARETTE LIGHTER
CRAYON
"STUCK TOY IN RECTUM AND BROKE OFF, SAW MOM INSERT TAMPON AND MIMICKED"
VIAL OF BATH SALTS
ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BRANCH
DRUM STICK
VINEGAR BOTTLE
LOTION BOTTLE
MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
SHAMPOO BOTTLE
BABY BOTTLE
"LOOFA W/SUCTION CUP W/HOOK ATTACHED"
Hope you enjoyed. HERE IS THE FULL STORY LINK
Jenny Haining, American University 2013

WORLD'S GREATEST TEACHER

THIS is how all teachers should be. You NEED to watch this entire video!!!!

It starts with all his cool experiments and all, but then the way he works with his students and talks to them, the way he is there for them and cares for them and helps them, these are the people that should be in the news.

People like this, they go unnoticed, but these are the people who humanity needs to model after. Even look at his family. THIS MAN IS INCREDIBLE!!



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

The day of the Loooorrddddddd!!!

And if you think this is JUST LIKE OTHER HOUSE LIGHT SHOWS, WAIT UNTIL 51 SECONDS.

Congrats on getting your mind blown by this house this Christmas.


From Toby Knapp, his intern Jenny and all of us at Hot995!!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

CONDOM SANTA

REMEMBER CONDOM POPE??

NOW IT'S COMDOM SANTA.

But really... the people that have all these condoms to spare... and I think it has something to do with the fact that they do SHYTE LIKE THIS in their spare time.

Are you getting that I'm saying they need to get laid? Ho ho ho. Don't be afraid to be one this Christmas.



Saturday, December 22, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: Week 16 podcast is LIVE!




Alright Football fans... here's this week's podcast!

GANGNAM STYLE: BILLION VIEWS

Yup. First video ever to do so.

Good on you, Psy. You win.

One billion views.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Friday, December 21, 2012

Shooting Victime JESSIE LEWIS's Father Speaks

"It's going to be the best Christmas Ever...."
"I don't have much family so I told him we'd make it the best we could."

Jessie Lewis and his father had this conversation the night before Jessie was gunned down at Sandy Hook High School. Now his incredible father, Neil Heslin, who calls Jessie his "best friend"says that in a way his son was right, this will be the best Christmas ever because it has taught him the true meaning of Christmas, of love and support and unity between people all over the world.

Incredibly strong words from a man fully in his right to choose anger and hatred. And we all could. I did at first. I cried and screamed and railed against violence and guns and all. But as the tension lowers and people begin to think, violence and hate cannot respond to violence and hate. Heslin speaks true that we at least need to focus on the meaning of Christmas. Focus on love and peace, and don't let the little things piss us off, because people are hurting more than we.



Look up every victim name. Take five minutes and read each story and do your best to memorize each name. Forget the shooter's name, and remember the children. Each incredbile little soul and the mothers and teachers taken down with them deserve nothing but memory and love.

If we cannot bring them back, we'll make DAMN SURE they are remembered forever, and remembered and celebrated as amazing lives this Christmas.

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

UPS GRINCH STEALS IPAD

A UPS GUY STOLE HIS OWN DELIVERY TO TRY TO BLAME FEDEX!!

UPS guy delivers an iPad mini to the house, FedEx guy delivers some new package, and UPS GUY COMES BACK TO STEAL THE PACKAGE HE DELIVERED, probably assuming the FedEx guy would get blamed for stealing the package.

YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH



Good on Dad for catching it on tape and getting his package back.

HAPPY APOCALYPSE EVERYONE!

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

PIERS MORGAN: NO MORE GUNS

This was an excellent argument from an incredibly smart man.

Morgan brought up statistics that were incredibly true in dealing with a man who thinks THERE NEEDS TO BE NO BAN ON GUNS

Which, I am sorry, is AN UTTERLY TERRIBLE IDEA.

Yeah, our teachers need guns. Because crazed students won't easily get their hands on those.

"Post what happened at Sandy Hook, your answer to this problem with repeated use of problems with these high capacity magazies is to continue letting America buy them with impunity and not concern yourself with these mass shootings," says Pierce to Pro-Gun advocate Larry Pratt.

"You are a dangerous man espousing dangerous nonsense and you shame your country."



And he's right.

IT IS NOT A BLACK AND WHITE ARGUMENT, but you can NOT ask for guns to fight guns.
You just can't.

Perhaps America will finally change rather than talk.

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

VIDEO: HOMELESS BIRTHDAY

In a time when we NEED CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, this man gives plenty.

FOR A HOMELESS WOMAN'S BIRTHDAY

Two days ago, a stranger who saw it was this elderly homeless woman's birthday bought her deserts and encouraged the crowd to sing to her.

Awesome. Check it out.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

ANNE HATHAWAY AND SAM JACKSON: SAD-OFF

So for this holiday, Sameul L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway have super sad movies coming out. "Les Miserables"and "Jango in Chains." THEY'RE BOTH SUPER DEPRESSING.

And Les Mis will be better as its in musical form but ANYWAY

This is the greatest video you will see this week as they compete for whose crap is more depressing. "It's a sad off Mother F&^%er"



Sunday, December 16, 2012

SNL SHOOTING TRIBUTE

Saturday Night Live is rarely, if ever, a show that discusses serious issues. They may take short moments during weekend updates to address serious moments tacked on to the end of their "Weekend Update" but never before anything like this.

In the wake of a shooting rampage at Sandy Hook Elementary School in which a shooter murdered 20 children, 12 girls and 8 boys ranging from 6-7 years old, their school principal, school psychologist, and 4 of their school teachers, SNL decided to pay tribute. The shooter also murdered his own mother while she slept in his home.

Rather than open with their usual comedic monologue, children lined the stage in front of a simple candle and sang "Silent Night," ending with the beautiful wish for those murdered to "sleep in heavenly peace."



This tribute was perfect and fitting from the comedy show.

In a time when all of America, the whole world even, has cried, felt the heat, anger and rage of what kind of person could shoot children multiple times, held their loved ones close, and wished for a reversal of time so these children could be with their families for Christmas, this was a lovely tribute.

May all victims rest in peace, these beautiful children of Sandy Hook Elementary, a mother trying to do right by her child, and the women who put their childrens' lives before their own and were stuck down attempting to save them.

Tell your family you love them today. Don't fight during this holiday. The issues we argue over are so trivial. Hold peace and love as you celebrate, and simply be happy you are together.

Merry Christmas. And bless your families and children.

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Saturday, December 15, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: Here's what's up in the NFL for this week!



14-2 last week. First place in the pool for the week. It's probably the first time that's happened in like three or so years...

Anyway, as we agreed, the winning from the week goes to a charity in the DMV which gives back... and that would be the WASHINGTON NATIONALS DREAM FOUNDATION... who will be the beneficiaries of the $100 weekly prize in the pool won during the last week!

And... now... on to the new week! Here's the podcast!

Friday, December 14, 2012

DYING TEEN writes GOODBYE SONG to family

So incredible.

Zach Sobiech has a few more months to live, so he recorded this beautiful goodbye.

I don't care if you're religious, or spiritual, or an atheist, a thinker, rich guy who can donate to a foundation, a scientist who can help find a cure, whatever. Whatever you do to mentally or physically ask that this kid make it through, do it.

People like this deserve their whole lives. This video is amazing.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

JINGLE BALL DC ROCKS THE NIGHT


SO HERE IS WHAT YOU MISSED while YOU were busy NOT attending #JingleBallDC

Enrique Iglesias's ball passing and subsequent confetti eruption....

and FloRida's blow away concert and LAUNCH INTO THE CROWD


































Everything about Ke$ha's SHOW STEALING PERFORMANCE



Oh yeah... LOTS of confetti at this Jingle Ball. Only way we know how.


AND FINALLY, the Beliebers and their Biebs



















Jealous? You should be. Besides knockout performances added by CHER LLOYD,  AND AUSTIN MAHONE

.... You. You missed it. You missed us... doing Gangnam Style.




Thanks for a FANTASTIC evening Hot995, NBC4, and everyone who made this possible. And of course, best of all, our artists and fans. Concert of the year. That's what this was. Magic.

CHECK HOT995 TOMORROW FOR VIDEOS AND PICS OF THE CONCERT

....rather than the interns phone. 

Content provided by Jenny Haining, American University 2013




Sunday, December 09, 2012

Saturday, December 08, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: Here's what's up in the NFL this week!



Reach out. Touch faith.

The FOOTBALL JESUS podcast is here for the week... and again we start by talking about another tragic event happening in the NFL!

One might think that the Commissioner might be kicking some serious arse soon...

... anyway...

Here's what we rapped about for my pool and more this week! Good luck to you all!

May your overs be under and your unders be over when you head to the window!

Thursday, December 06, 2012

KE$HA: No shoes, cute socks... service?

PCN Photo // Exclusive Use Under Agreement 

Behold! Ke$ha! 

No shoes, pajamas, cute cat socks.... 

Do you think this is what she'll be wearing to JINGLE BALL in DC? 

So many questions. But really, who cares? If she brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack, well, most people we know might just be okay with that. 





Wednesday, December 05, 2012

CONDOMS: Delivery service for the unprepared launches!




Nothing beats some entrepreneurial spirit! 

From SPLASH NEWS: 

Unfortunately free love often goes hand-in-hand with STDs and unwanted pregnancies, but a new business in the USA is here to help. The 'Condom Ambulance' delivers sheaths right to the door - whenever the mood is right - day or night. The start-up firm is the brainchild of entrepreneurial US college student Kyle McCabe who began the service on his own campus in New Jersey and plans to expand to other universities globally. "If someone is unprepared I would much rather they call me for protection than make a bad decision," said Kyle who guarantees a five minute delivery time in the "express hours" of Friday-Sunday, 7pm-3am. The cost is $3 for one Trojan and up to 10 for $15 - delivery does not cost extra even during unsociable hours. "I want to help people as well as make a little money," added Kyle, 19, who ensures that condoms are discreetly slipped under his customers' doors to avoid breaking their amorous mood. 


Photos: Splash News. Used under agreement. 



ADORABLE VIDEOL: Jay-Z EXPLAINS HIS FAME to ADORABLE LADY ON SUBWAY

WATCH THIS VIDEO DON'T SKIP IT YOUR HEART WILL BE TEN TIMES WARMER

So this elderly lady and Jay-Z get on a subway together. This camera crew is following him and everyone is taking pictures and cheering and this LITTLE ADORABLE OLD LADY asks if he is famous.

Jay: Not very famous, you don't know me! But I'll get there someday.

UM.... ADORABLE MUCH??


As their conversation continues, he introduces himself as Jay and ELLEN, the lady, notes that she is PROUD OF HIM for being famous and riding the subway.

Once he finally adds the "Z" to Jay-Z, she happily exclaims, "Oh Jay-Z I know Jay-Z" and they have a hearty laugh of adorable people taking an adorable ride on an otherwise obnoxious subway.

This, for the record, is all part of Jay's new autobiography "Where I Am From."

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

TAYLOR SWIFT + HARRY STYLES: Yes, they're leaving the same hotel the morning after a night out together!




QUESTION: They were out the night before, they're leaving the same hotel the next morning... 

SLUMBER PARTY?!?

Engagement. It's on the way. Watch. At Christmas or New Years. Watch. 

Photos: PCN. Used under agreement. 



Monday, December 03, 2012

HARRY STYLES + TAYLOR SWIFT: Behold POP MUSIC's ROYAL COUPLE!




BEHOLD THE WORLD'S NEW POP ROYAL COUPLE! 

Harry Styles. Taylor Swift.

This will end in one of several ways... but almost certainly... with several songs being written.


WILL AND KATE: Droppin' a ROYAL SHORTIE!!

THEY'RE HAVING A BABY!!

How pumped are you for the Royal Couple?

Yea yea, calling their baby "shortie" isn't perfectly royal and fancy, but hey, I chose NOT to use "Shawty" and be lucky i didn't cuz IM SO DAMN EXCITED.

Congrats, royal Boos. Enjoy your little prince(ss)

FULL STORY HERE!! BABY ROYALLEE



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Sunday, December 02, 2012

VIDEO: DUBSTEP Christmas lights!

THIS is one of the cool ones, and you HAVE to watch.

AT ABOUT 1:46, it gets MEGA IMPRESSIVE and this is one of the best ever made.

DAMN SO COOL



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

DUDE RETHINKS ROMNEY TATTOO

Ya think?

Was it worth $15,000? Only if it leaves no scar, bud.





Saturday, December 01, 2012

NFL WEEK 13: FOOTBALL JESUS PODCAST!


Can I just tell you... I need a good week in the pool this week. 


Sports Illustrated



























These damn lines have made me their bitch over the last few weeks, causing what was a great season to really hit the mid-season skids.

Fortunately, there's always another Sunday...

Enjoy the podcast this week... I didn't have a chance to slap forgot to use the open and close, and Depeche Mode so I may repost it a bit more cleaned up tomorrow when I'm in before the games...

.... but it's the content that matters. So Enjoy and good luck this week!



TOP 40 MUSIC: CHRISTMAS STYLE

Alright this will be one of those videos that as it starts you're like "this is lame..."

BUT JUST WAIT. Because around the "Taylor Swift"/"Some Nights" section it gets simply brilliant, and if you don't laugh you're a cold person.

Good on you, Fallon.

I think it's the "Some Lights" harmony that gets me.

THEN THE WHOLE DAMN AUDIENCE GETS INVOLVED cuz who doesn't know "Some Nights??"
I'd have killed to be in this audience.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

GAY MEN will marry your GIRLFRIENDS

This has been a thing for about a week and is now going viral.

Support gay marriage.

That is all.

Let love, love.