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Friday, November 30, 2012

BILLBOARD WOMEN IN MUSIC: Some stars at the event today...






JON STEWART is clearly a man... but he joined CARLY RAE JEPSEN, CIARA and CHER LLOYD were spotted along with KATY PERRY at that BILLBOARD WOMEN in MUSIC gimmick which went down earlier today... 

Enjoy the photos... and one love to all women in music... you are all true goddesses!

:)

PS: JON... we know why you are smiling!





All photos from Splash News. Used under agreement.


KATY PERRY: Stuns at BILLBOARD WOMEN in MUSIC event!





KATY PERRY looked stunning at the BILLBOARD WOMEN IN MUSIC event earlier today in NYC... and she was stunning in RED because, well, she's KATY PERRY. 


Note the above fan, facing that AKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO KATY PERRY... 

All photos via PCN. Used under agreement. 



Thursday, November 29, 2012

POLITICS: MITT ROMNEY arrives at WHITE HOUSE for grub with POTUS!





You've gotta wonder what he's thinking... pulling up at the place he wanted to call home... 

DC CELEBRITY snapped MITT ROMNEY at the WHITE HOUSE GATES today, arriving for lunch with US PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. 

The Former GOP Candidate for the biggest job in the free world arrived to break the bed with President Obama, just weeks after he was defeated for the Presidency. 

It's unclear what the two will chat about. The lunch is private. No press. Just Obama... and Romney. 

A Cabinet post? Some special envoy sorta gig? 

We don't know... but we do know for sure... it's just lunch! 

White House Photo // Via Flickr


UPDATE: From the WHITE HOUSE: 

Readout of the President’s Lunch with Governor Romney

This afternoon, President Obama and Governor Romney visited for an hour over lunch in the Private Dining Room adjacent to the Oval Office.  Governor Romney congratulated the President for the success of his campaign and wished him well over the coming four years. The focus of their discussion was on America's leadership in the world and the importance of maintaining that leadership position in the future.  They pledged to stay in touch, particularly if opportunities to work together on shared interests arise in the future.  Their lunch menu included white turkey chili and Southwestern grilled chicken salad.    


Photos by DC CELEBRITY. Used with permission. 




LINDSAY LOHAN: Worst. Thursday. Ever.

PCN Photo // Used under agreement. 
The LINDSAY LOHAN - in NEW YORK where she took in a SWAGGY BIEBS concert event - later went out to the club and allegedly decked some patron over some sort of shenanigans.

The LiLO was then promptly arrested and locked up. Again.

And now, we hear from the mighty TMZ that the LiLo may be facing massive charges today over that whole car-wreck thing which went down... including lying to the cops and more.

But wait... it gets worse. She's on probation. Meaning she just effed up again while on... probation.

Jail, party of ONE? Anyone?

She just can't get a break.

Click here for continuing team coverage of the LiLo Meltdown. 


NEW PHOTOS: LiLo and her alleged victim in NYC at the precinct leaving earlier after the altercation of things and sorts... 

PCN PHOTO // Tiffany Eve Mitchell, the alleged victim of the LiLo, leaving the NYC 10th Precinct. 



LiLo, with her bodyguard, covers up with a jacket while leaving the precinct. 

Wait, wasn't she supposed to be wearing an ankle bracelet? 

Who knows these days... 

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

HUNGER GAMES: More pics from the set!





Hunger Games fans! Here are a few new photos for you today from the Hawaiian set where they're filming CATCHING FIRE. 


The movie is currently - obviously - in production and we should see a trailer soon. 


Photos: PCN. Used under agreement. 





VIDEO: DON'T TICKLE ELMO

WELL.... this is certainly innapropriate and hilarious....

Taiwan took the sex scandal...and made this.

I mean... watch this. A tickling elmo joke had to be made eventually.



MY EYES CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS NOW DAMMIT

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

MARIAH CAREY + SANTA CLAUS: Snapped at the NBC Tree Lighting party from Rock Center!




The CLAUS and MARIAH were snapped rehersing for the ROCK CENTER tree lighting earlier tonight in NYC! 

It's not believed that the Claus attempted to fondle the buttocks of one wife of one Nick Cannon... who was not rollin' on the set tonight. 

Photos by Splash News. Used under agreement. 



SNOWFLAKE BALL: Here's a peek at KATY PERRY and SELENA GOMEZ at the UNICEF benefit tonight in NYC!




Dazzling! 

KATY PERRY AND SELENA GOMEZ were on hand at the SNOWFLAKE BALL this evening in NEW YORK CITY... 

... and while it's believed that ALYSSA POLLACK was on hand, SPLASH NEWS did not have photos of her excellency available at the time of this posting! 


The event was to benefit UNICEF - the UNITED NATIONS fund and organization which makes life better for children around the world. 


Others were on hand, as well... UMA THURMAN being among 'em... 



All photos Splash News. Used under agreement. 






ELMO: This is what it looks like to SUE Elmo and his voice!



This is not a happy post. In fact, its quite sad. 


Today, we have a look at all the documents from an alleged victim of the voice of ELMO... Kevin Clash... who has filed suit against the puppeteer in Federal Court. 


It's really a tragic end to what was a charmed career. 


Here, we'd encourage you to remember that ELMO'S VOICE is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.... 

... but we're aware of the damage the court of public opinion has already caused. 

With that said, here's what it looks like to sue ELMO... 










All photos Splash News. Used under agreement. 

Steal 'em and your station will get hit with a fine and then you'll get hauled into your GM's office, and your OM, PD and you will get in some trouble when they have to explain the variance due to an unforseen and unsanctioned expense. Just lookin' out for you. :) 



Tuesday, November 27, 2012

LADY GAGA: She's in SOUTH AFRICA with fans!




LADY GAGA is in South Africa right now... and she totally stopped to snap some pics with the South African lil' monsters! 

Her BORN THIS WAY BALL tour continues to barnstorm the world in her massive Boeing 777 leased for her by LIVE NATION! 

She'll be back in the states soon... no worries lil' monstahz! 




HUNGER GAMES: Katness is Back!





KATNESS is BACK! 

Photogs caught JENNIFER LAWRENCE filming the next HUNGER GAMES movie in Hawaii... giving fans a glimpse at what's to come as the blockbuster preps it's next smash film! 

All photos via Pacific Coast News. Used under agreement. 


LIFE SIZE: THE SEQUEL

IT'S A REAL THING PEOPLE

Alright, twitter and facebook are ALL A BUZZ about the SEQUEL TO LIFE SIZE which Tyra Banks tweeted out about noting, "Shine Bright, Shine Far, Don't Be Shy, Be A Star.... AGAIN!"

This of course is quoting the song that gained fame from the movie's release in 2000!!

Twelve years later, I can only assume Lohan's character's life spiraled out of control and her childhood doll comes back to save her from herself.... Not at all, of course, related to Lohan's actual current life where she is receiving RAVE REVIEWS for her newest movie "Liz and Dick"

Sarcasm, people.



The generation of 2000s kids and teens who are now all grown up are super pumped for this one.... it will either be amazing or a freaking disaster....

Right now, my money's on the latter. No word from Lohan. BUT HEY if "Liz and Dick" didn't bring her a comeback, DAMMIT LIFE SIZE 2 CAN

FULL STORY HERE AT HUFF POST


Jenny Haining, American University 2013


ONE DIRECTION: A peek inside their NYC pop up store!





 




Okay ONE DIRECTION fans... here's a peek inside their NEW YORK CITY POP UP Store... it's a temporary store where you can go to get all things ONE DIRECTION like next time you're in NYC...

... and chances are good they'll be stopping by with several appearances in NYC coming up!

All photos Pacific Coast News. Used under agreement. Steal them and they'll probably find you and fine you. Just sayin'.



JEFF BEZOS: Amazon's CEO with one simple rule radio should follow...

Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO. Photo: Amazon
"We innovate by starting with the customer and working backwards. That becomes the touchstone for how we invent." 

Amazon's CEO, Jeff Bezos, in the December 2012 issue of Fortune Magazine.

Enough said.




Sunday, November 25, 2012

CONDOM POPE

NOT KIDDING.....

Dude made a Pope Benedict.... out of condoms.

Is it beautiful? Is it horrifyingly disrespectful? Is it hilarious?

Nope. It's the Pope in condoms.


Saturday, November 24, 2012

BIEBER MEETS THE MINISTAH

Bieber was invited to meet the Canadian Prime Minister today.... and he did so wearing overalls WITH ONE STRAP NOT EVEN ON and his normal backwards hat. Like... he showed up in casual dress SO CASUAL... that he didn't even care to do up the second strap.

So... basically he was telling the Prime Minister that he was.... above him, though clearly the Prime Minister was looking down on him the whole time.

PM was not a "Belieber" today.



Bieber.... get your ish together.... NEVHA SAY NEVAAAHH
But really, never do this crap again.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS SON


FOOTBALL JESUS: Thanksgiving Weekend continues...




Well after Thanksgiving day, my buttocks are still sore from the asskicking I took thanks to teams not covering lines, or not covering by enough, or not showing up on Thanksgiving day. 

Damn lines with a .5 tacked on to screw with people.

Anyway, it's time to saddle up for the rest of the week... and here's the PODCAST with the world famous FOOTBALL JESUS who - like the rest of us - is in deep holiday mode...

Good luck to all this weekend in the NFL!


ELMO: LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

Friday, November 23, 2012

DUMB WAYS TO DIE: THE VIDEO

So this video is plain hilarious.

It's not even the videos of people doing ABSOLUTELY STUPID SHIT, it's their animated characater versions happily singing about the idiotic way they died.

The sincerity and beautiy of this MORBID AS HELL SONG is... quite amazing.
Check it.

Thanks reddit, for continuing to spew out crap that makes my day.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

BLACK FRIDAY SALES

Well it's coming... BLACK FRIDAY SALES

Hold your children close... get your top gear on... load your coupons into your wallets and Brace Yourselves... Black Friday is coming.

May god be with us all....

You can either GO SHOPPING or PLAY BOTH VIDEOS AT THE SAME TIME.... same effect.
Better yet, just start the second video at 44 seconds... you'll have more fun.




Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Football Jesus: Thanksgiving Day Spectacular!



And here we go... with the THANKSGIVING DAY SPECTACULAR!

Pats. Jets. Cowboys. Redskins. Detroit and HOUSTON....

Turkey. Stuffing and lots of football on tap... here's what's goin on!



MITT ROMNEY: LOOK! HE'S PUMPING HIS OWN GAS!

reddit // mitt the romney in california 

Woah... long night, Mitt? 

The EX POTUS candidate of the former party of Lincoln was spotted near one of his California homes pumping gas. By himself. 

How far we've come. 



Monday, November 19, 2012

GAME OVER: BIEBER WINS ARTIST OF THE YEAR

Well they're calling it "The Day The Music Died."

Novemeber 18, 2012. Just Bieber has won "Artist of the Year" last night at the American Music Awards.

With such breathtaking lyrics such as "If I was your boyfriend sha na na sha na na sha na na," "As long as you la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la love me," and don't forget the greatest, "And I was like baby, baby, baby....oh," Bieber has earned his cred as artist of the year.


Good. Joining the ranks of recent winner of said award Florence and the Machine, whose musical genius is praised worldwide, yea, this seems about right.

Dammit. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Full story here

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Saturday, November 17, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: NFL Week... ah what the hell week is it again?




Welcome to another week in the NFL... and as such, another FOOTBALL JESUS podcast!


Will the TOM BRADY school the ANDREW LUCK...


... or will the DOGG FATHER and that other brunette athlete help him to become the NEXT Tom Brady?


Or, did Andrew smoke some of SNOOP'S special treats?

The games begin again... tomorrow!



:: All photos SPLASH NEWS.



Friday, November 16, 2012

GAZA ROCKETS: VIEW from ISRAEL

So we all know about the launch of rockets that Gaza sent heading towards Israel, and this video is both harrowing and incredible.

Apparently, this "Iron Dome" in Israel was intercepting the rockets shot from Gaza in order to protect people and buildings on the ground from being hit by their landing. For all wondering, the Iron Dome is the weapons system in Israel that targets the launched rockets and hits them in the air to detonate them.



In a similar instance, a wedding gets interrupted as another "Iron Dome" successfully interrupts 12 rockets in this video here. All they are doing is trying to enjoy a wedding. And they still are forced to remain in the midst of war and fear:



Terrifying, it is, to see the rockets in the sky. When will the world end this, I ask you.

Thanks to Reddit, for heading up these video finds. That community never lets me down with breaking news.

Content provided by Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

ELMO REGAINS INNOCENCE

So the douche bag who accused Kevin Clash, the voice of ELMO, has taken back his claim that Clash had sexual relations with him when he was underage.

AND THANK GOD. KNOW WHY? So much innocence is destroyed these days. People we believe in fall and turn out to be let downs. So many children are stripped off innocence too soon, and in general the world can be such a shitty place.



But there is ELMO. ELMO is simple sweet hope, and Kevin Clash has always provided that. So SCREW the guy who tried to claim otherwise, he sucks and I hope he gets his.

Our hero is safe, people. For now and forever.

#Elmo2012

FULL STORY and photocred here

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

OCTUPI BE WALKIN' AROUND

Alright guys. It won't be long now until they rise up and takeover. In this video, THE FREAKING OCTUPUS GETS OUT OF THE WATER AND WALKS AROUND LIKE IT FRICKIN BELONGS THERE.

No regard towards people and crap, just CASUAL OCTUPUS STROLL along the reef.

Game over. Brace yourselves. The rise of the octupi are coming.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Sunday, November 11, 2012

DOG CRIES reuniting with owner AFTER WAR

Pets are the forgotten children of war. Yes, it seems sill to say, but people who say animals do not have little souls, or emotions, or forget people after five seconds- those people are full of crap.

I openly wept at this video. The owner comes home from war and the dog is just CRYING with joy. In this dog's eyes, that is her mommy, her owner, her person. This is a beautiful example of why abusing animals is so wrong, why animals like this little guy only deserve love and affection.

THIS, friend, is unconditional love. THIS, friend, is happiness.

THIS people, is why the war needs to end. Yes, it's a dog not a human. But if a DOG misses their person that much, imagine what it's like for the children. Reflect on this video people, it rocks. And if it doesn't bring a smile to your face or some kind of emotion to you, get yoself checked.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

THIS GIRL. IS AWESOME.

Okay so we've all seen the videos where you play a youtube video and you scare someone watching it when a screaming face pops up on screen.

WELL THESE ASSHOLES got one-upped by their lady friend as she TOOK THEIR SCARE ONE STEP FURTHER

Check it out... respect to this chick. They're trying to figure out where to bury her body before they even realize she totally TROLLED THEIR A$$ES. Bam.



Seriously, DON'T DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS IT'S HORRIFIC. And if your friends DO THIS TO YOU, fake a seizure. I give you permission. Because your friends suck and deserve it.

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

DODGEBALL: EXTREME

AM I ALONE IN THINKING THIS IS SO AWESOME!??!

Ultimate freaking Trampoline Dodgeball, created by Rick Platt, is a sport in which you play dodgeball in an area entirely covered, FLOOR TO WALL BY TRAMPOLINES!

This is like the gameshow GUTS mixed with the DODGEBALL MOVIE WITH VINCE VAUGHN AND BEN STILLER! ONLY REAL LIFE



The FIRST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP will take place this weekend in LA!! I want to be there, WILL YOU!??!


Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Saturday, November 10, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: NFL Week 10 is here!



Welcome to WEEK 10 in the NFL... and the matchups and momentum promise to have even more excitement than the Presidential Election did Tuesday night!

First off, I'm down a game in the pool this week after the COLTS continued to ride the ANDREW LUCK train... proving that they're not the joke most people thought they might be this year after all the post-Peyton changes.

And... the matchups THIS WEEK are just epic. Texans v. Bears. Eagles v. Cowboys  in a fight to just stay alive... and to save coaches.

So far, I'm 67-66 in the pool this season... the last few weeks have been interesting, with dogs not covering the lines and... well.... some teams are just playing some amazing ball this year.

Here's this week's podcast with Football Jesus! Good luck to your teams this week!

You can find Football Jesus here.

SEX ROBOT: Makes you live longer

This is a REAL THING!!

So there is some study saying that if you have robot sex, it gives you HIGHER FREQUENCY ORGASMS that can EXPAND YOUR FRIGGIN LIFE

You hear that people? You don't need love, you don't need a boyfriend. You'll have PLENTY of time for that... THANKS TO YOUR SEX ROBOT

Victoria University reseatchers predict the rise of ROBOT PROSTITUTES by 2050.... no seriously, I'm not screwing with you. This is a real thing....

You know what else predicted robotic future? The 1999 hit film Bicentennial Man which predicted by 2005 robot people would be a thing. DO NOT DISSAPPOINT ME AGAIN VICTORIA UNIVERSITY.


That is all.
#RobotSex2050

FULL WEIRD STORY HERE

Content provided by Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

OBAMA: CHRIS ROCK has a message FOR WHITE PEOPLE

There are a BUTT TON of white people who are undecided or want Romney. Is that you?? CHRIS ROCK HAS A MESSAGE FOR YA!

Listen up guys... the man is correct.

Seriously... Obama's a white guy.... so don't be so afraid undecided white people. Come out of the dark and into the white!! Huh... well that sounded racist.

OBAMA2012. GO. VOTE. YES WE CAN. HOPE.

YES WE CAN: VOTE OBAMA 2012

Alright I am BRINGING THIS VIDEO BACK
GO OUT PEOPLE, VOTE. THIS MATTERS.

LET ALL THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE CONVINCE YOU.

Monday, November 05, 2012

PRANK: VOICE ACTIVATED ELEVATOR

ALRIGHT this is just about the coolest thing ever. These two guys TOOK OVER AN ELEVATOR and pretended that it was voice activated.

And they are SKILLED, like I'm talking they speak the language of whoever is in the elevator, they do character voices, and their reactions to EVERYTHING are priceless. I can't even...

Like people REQUEST their elevator music and the dude sings it... I can't even get over it.

GENIUS

Check their other vids too, it's awesome.



Jenny Haining, American Unicersity 2013

Friday, November 02, 2012

VARISTY PLAYER SACRIFICES TOUCHDOWN: HONORS TEAMMATE'S FATHER

In this midst of all this hurricane tragedy, a game was played, reminding us to take care to remember the things that can be KIND and BEAUTIFUL about this world.

In Ohio at a varsity football game, running back Michael Ferns quickly decides to step out of bounds for what would have been a sure touchdown.... WHY did he do this?

Enter coach's substitute LOGAN THOMPSON, a FRESHMAN whose dad had died of a stroke two days before. Thompson's team brought him in to score his first varsity touchdown as a freshman... and that one is for you, dad.

This is a good world people. Don't forget it amidst all the election crap, mud slinging, hurricane terror, and war going on. It's the little human love that goes a long way.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Thursday, November 01, 2012

SANDY: NYC TIMELAPSE

THIS is one of the most stunning videos ever created. Check it out and check the progression of the entire SANDY outbreak in New York City!

I wish we could share the full video but we can't SOOOOO....

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE