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Monday, October 29, 2012

JOSS WHEDON ON ROMNEY

NOW WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND WATCH THIS!

Joss Whedon explains why Mitt Romney is the proper candidate... to lead us into the impending apocalyptic and broken world that his presidency is sure to cause.

My god people... watch this right now.

Fuck it. Whedon for president. WHEDON2012



Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Sunday, October 28, 2012

ZOMBIE PRANK: OWNING ALL OTHER PRANKS

THIS MAN goes by Ed Bassmaster and pulled off basically an AWESOME "Zombie Drive Thru" prank.

I think this is one of the greatest things I have ever seen... IF ONLY FOR THE DAMN FACE OF THE CHICKS AT THE DRIVE THRU WINDOWS.

I can't. People like this are amaing. HAPPY HALLOWEEN and be safe in this hurricane!



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

So... WILL SMITH can throw down....

...AND that Son' Bitch did....

CHECK IT OUT

Saturday, October 27, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: NFL Week EIGHT podcast!




After last weekend's BEAT DOWN in the pool... it's time to regroup and rebound this weekend in the NFL!

Enjoy this week's FOOTBALL JESUS PODCAST!

GANGNAM BUSTERS.... Our childhood meets modern times.... and it rocks

Guys...they took Ghost Busters... and combined it with Gangnam... and I am weeping tears of FREAKING HAPPINESS watching this perfectly fitted, beautiful piece of art.

WATCH AND LET ALL YOUR DREAMS BE MADE REAL



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

4CHAN PULLS OFF THE GREATEST PRANK EVER

GUYS GUYS GUYS THIS IS AMAZING!! Popular site 4CHAN posted THIS IMAGE this morning claiming that Bieber had fallen ill and a campaign was started by girls everywhere called "bald for Bieber."

NOW CANCER IS NOT A JOKE and don't let anyone make it one, but this prank was freaking phenomenal. The members of this radio station and their fans BELIEVED the fake site and made this video for the FAKE "GO BALD TO SUPPORT BIEBER CAMPAIGN"

I could poop myself with happiness for how RIDICULOUS "Beliebers" can be.


ALRIGHT, so this is NOT our radio station or reddit, BUT IT IS NO LESS AMAZING.

HERE IS THE STORY THAT'S ALL "DUDE, NOT COOL"

God, I respect the hell out of some trollers. 

Content by Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

TRUMP to OBAMA: I need PROOF sire!!

So for the past several days Trump has been all like, "I has huge announcement peoples!" and everybody in the world was like, "We don't give much of a shit but sure lay it on us!"

NOW THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:

Trump is all "I will donate 5 million dollars to charity if Obama gives up his college and passport records..."

Is he NOT aware that all he's doing is 1)making himself look like an asshole if he does NOT in fact give this money to charity, as he has shown us he has 5 million set aside to give, 2)bringing up a debate that people have almost completely stopped focusing on with the "Obama is not American" thing... and 3) dissappointing us with an ultimatum, not actually an announcement....

BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO trump sucks.....

Here is the video. No one cares.



Jenn Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

FACE SWAP and BAD LIP READING: Doing the debate right

So we all know these face swaps that are getting popular lately... but this Romney one, in lieu of the debate, has to be one of my favorites.

It's Romney and his wife.... just kind of... switched. And they never cease to make me chuckle.


ALSO IF YOU HADN'T SEEN IT, in memory of last night's debate, there is this video. The bad lip reading of our candidates from the debate. WAIT FOR THE SONG IT'S WORTH IT!! TAKE FIVE MINUTES OUT OF YOUR LIFE AND WAIT!!



Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

IRON MAN 3

Don't be a jackass... get excited. It's going to freaking rock and you know it. DO NOT PRETEND you are not excited. The JOKES are gone from this trailer

You do not screw with Pepper Potts... you screw with Pepper and Tony Stark comes AT you. Dudes... Iron Man may VERY well die.

Christ, I love Robert Downey Junior. Don't pretend you don't.


Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

KATY PERRY + JOHN MAYER: They're very much together!


PCN Photos // John Mayer and Katy Perry spotted in NYC! 


He's making it work!

JOHN MAYER and KATY PERRY were spotted out for some grub in NYC today... proving to the world they're still very much together!


Dude PASSES OUT on slingshot ride then FREAKS WHEN HE WAKES UP

This video is awesome. The guy is a TROOPER and he wakes up, freaks the hell out, the enjoys the rest of the ride....

Though him passing out is terrifying!! However good to know the seatbelts on this thing are GOLDEN



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Monday, October 15, 2012

To the sixteen-year-old who came to my door.....

This blog post is touching and incredible. IN THIS BLOG, a man details his experience with a sixteen-year-old who went door to door encouraging people to vote for Obama. But this kid was WELL INFORMED, LITERATE, EDUCATED, and KNEW what he wanted and what he was talking about.

It's a simple and incredible post.




"I assumed at first that you were seeking donations for the high school baseball team or taking pledges for Jump Rope for Heart. But the first words out of your mouth were, "May I tell you why it's important to vote for Barack Obama?"....


"Please do," I said warmly, not revealing that my intentions to vote for Obama were already set in stone. And so with passion and startling eloquence, you began:
"Well, the most important reason for me is health care. I'm an only child and my mom's a breast cancer survivor. With Obamacare we can get insurance. And so if Mom gets sick again, she can see a doctor. But did you know that Mitt Romney wants to take it away from us? If he wins, my mom won't be able to get insurance. And if she gets sick, there's nothing she can do."
I offered my sympathies, and that I was glad she could get insurance, but wondered aloud if the government should get involved in health care, a private matter for many people.
You responded immediately, "The government's been involved with Medicare and Medicaid for a long time already. And those are really important and save lives. It's not like this is new."
Shit, I thought, this kid understands what he's selling. I wondered if you were doing this on your own, or if you were volunteering through the local Pittsburgh campaign office. My intuition told me that, remarkably, the former was the case...."

READ THE ENTIRE THING: HERE DETAILS THE ENTIRE LETTER

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Dude SKYDIVES 24 MILES

TodayFelix Baumgartner's 24-mile skydive shattered all records as he landed on the ground, realizing he will probably never have to pay for a drink again in his entire life. 

HE BEGAN IN A SPACE CAPSULE 24 miles above the earth, and he was thinking he would not make it alive. BUT HE DID!! And now this man is a GOD to us all.

HERE is the shot of him getting ready TO JUMP TO THE FREAKING EARTH FROM SPACE... can you imagine the butterflies in his stomach...massive, alien-like moths.....

AND THIS IS HIM FLYING TOWARDS THE EARTH


He went up there a man, and came back a legend. Good on you Felix, good on you.


Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Saturday, October 13, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: NFL Week Six Podcast!


BARACK OBAMA: This... is the best POTUS ad so far in this campaign...




This pretty much sums it up.

Together. Forward. Ever forward toward that shining city on a hill....

With clear eyes, full hearts, America won't lose.

Believe in America. Barack Obama.


Friday, October 12, 2012

LINDSAY LOHAN: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

People, this is Jackson family drama all the hell over again.

SO THE OTHER night, Lindsay was driving home with her mother and she called her father, claiming her mother was on cocaine, her driver was kidnapping her, and on and on. HER DAD, was telling her to get the car pulled over, get out of there, yadda yadda.

So I'm thinking, "Okay Dina is messed up" but Lindsay has been calling her dad and ton lately. When she was falsely accused of getting in a car accident last week she was screaming, "call me dad." I thought it was nice that they seem to have a relationship again.



Lindsay's dad notes, "I love Lindsay and I know she loves me. Dina is using her to cover her tracks."

THE AUDIO FROM THAT PHONE CALL IS HERE AT TMZ

FREAKING NOW, Lindsay is all like, "my mom was not on cocain, my dad is dead to me." She is stating that recording and releasing the phone call proves he is not her father, he is interested in the attention, and all of that.

SO NOW I AM JUST SAD. WHO DO YOU BELIEVE IN THIS FAMILY?? Lindsay's dad now says, "No her mom is messing with her head" and I need to get her out. Do ANY of them truly care about each other? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!??! AAAAAHJHSJHCLJDVHJDBHJDSKVHJBSKDHVBSKDHVDGSHVDH

NEWEST STORIES AND VIDEO OF LINDSAY TELLING TMZ "MY DAD SUCKS" HERE

-Jenny Christine, American University 2013


Thursday, October 11, 2012

BARACK OBAMA: Gets his SWAGGER back!

KARDASHIANS: Kourtney's PEEK A BOO BUM moment!

PCN Photo // PEEK a BOO! 

PCN Photo // Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian in the Miami wind... 

PCN Photo // Just for perspective... the dress, more tame now! 


PEEK A BOO! We see Kourtney Kardashian's ASSETS! 

Girl, you gotta wear them drawers in the Miami wind!

For even more compelling wardrobe malfunctions, click here! 

Monday, October 08, 2012

ROMNEY DEBATES HIMSELF

This thing rocks. No explanation needed, watch him debate himself ON ALL OF HIS MAJOR POLITICAL POINTS



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

OSU: WORLD'S BEST MARCHING BAND

In their game against Nebraska, at halftime the OSU band took to the stands and ROCKED THE ENTIRE WORLD.

They paid homage to old games like Tetris, PacMan, Halo, Zelda, Mario and a few others. DO NOT think this is just them playing the songs epicly.... because their MOVEMENTS are the most incredible formations ever.

This choreorapher/formation dude/drum chief-y person deserves a frickin' medal



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Sunday, October 07, 2012

VOTE TO SAVE YOUR LADY PARTS

This video rocks. WATCH IT!!

Liz Winstead, Daily Show co-creator, HAS GONE ON AN EPIC RANT asking why idiot politicians who are fucking up a lady's write to her own parts keep getting elected.

She notes, QUITE EPICLY

OH Yeah, and Planned Parenthood isn’t turning Girl Scouts into Commulezzies"

VOTE AND KEEP YOUR CONTROL OVER YOURSELF
Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Saturday, October 06, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: NFL Week FIVE!




GAME ON for the new week in the NFL!

Talking about the games Sunday, and Monday with FOOTBALL JESUS... and discussing the importance of REHAB on Sundays, as well...

Good luck with your teams, pools, fantasy leagues and more tomorrow... and if you're a JETS fan, we're praying for you.

Ditto Redskins fans.

Amen.

Thursday, October 04, 2012

MOVE OVER PSY: THIS IS ROMNEY STYLE

There is nothing to say but watch this video... it pinpoints this SOB perfectly



OBAMA2012, REGISTER TO VOTE TODAY

Jenny Haining, American University 2012

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

CHRIS BROWN: Leaves RIHANNA'S hotel, picks up his GF and paparazzi catch him!

PCN // Chris Brown's GF... that's NOT Rihanna! 

PCN // Breezy probably knowing he's been caught leaving Rihanna's hotel earlier! 

It's ain't easy being BREEZY...

Chris Brown was snapped - and filmed - leaving Rihanna's hotel just minutes before he hauled across the city to pick up his GIRLFRIEND... who is shown above!

So what's up with Brown and his GF? Her name is Karrueche Tran... and she can't be diggin' all the tweets, collaborations and texting between Rihanna and Brown, can she?

Then again, it's their business... so maybe we should just let it be....


OWNAGE 2012: ANCHOR TEARS DOWN A BULLY ON AIR

Jennifer Livingston of WKBT had an email send to her from a "viewer" of her news show. The viewer said he did not watch the show, but was upset by her "obesity" and the idea that she was apparently promoting obesity and the youth's idea that being fat is okay. WATCH HER OWN HIM in this video.

She is truly a woman of class and amazing composure.

THIS is good media people, AND SHE KICKS HIS ASS

"We are better than the bullies that try to take us down. To all the children who feel lost.... listen to me right now. Do not let your self worth be defined by bullies.... the cruel words of one are nothing compared to the shouts of many."



Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

HONEY BOO BOO: VOMITS FOR $15,000

Alright... sort of. We learned TWO things today people. ONE being that the family of the popular "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TLC has had quite the pay raise, making now between FIFTEEN AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS per episode... dude.... like....WHAT!?

Also today, the video below surfaced of Miss Alana, seven year old star of Honey Boo Boo, nearly vomiting after having a nasty reaction to one of the products at the Coca Cola factory where the family was vacationing...

But hey, she vomits and does disgusting redneck stuff and we give her fifteen thousand bucks.... so keep doin what your doin' little one, cuz no one has stopped your crazy selves yet!!

CHECK THE FULL PAY RAISE STORY HERE

Near upchuck vid here. Say what you will, they are family:



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Monday, October 01, 2012

Sometimes the world f%$king sucks: PHILIP STREICH DEAD AT 21

Remember a few years ago when THIS STORY was huge? PHILIP STREICH, eighteen year old genius, out to change the world, a PRODIGY among us. At 16, he won the $50,000 Intel Foundation Young Scientist award. 

He is also a piano prodigy and had already started Graphene Solutions LLC, a factory in PA designed to revolutionize electronics. After that, he began to study nanotechnology sciences and began his studies at Harvard. He has taught himself Icelandic, Japanese and many other languages since he was a young boy and has been called "extraordinary" with "unlimited potential."






He has said:
"I'd really almost like to combine science and politics to help fight some of these daunting problems we face: global warming and the energy crisis," he says.
"Over the years, sometimes I just can't believe it - I think how lucky I've been," Streich says. "It was the right combination of going to the university, meeting these professors who were so nice and helped me and having the opportunity to do the research. It seems like all the gears were perfectly aligned. I think I was just really, really lucky."
AND NOW, Philip Streich died in a farming accident on his family farm. THIS KID, this kid would have and could have changed the world people. Pay the respect to the prodigy who has been lost forever. 
Sometimes I look at the world and think, "How can this bullshit just keep happening"
Jenny Haining, American University 2013