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Sunday, September 30, 2012

LIL WAYNE SMOKIN' A BLUNT ON HIS BDAY

Aight.... I'm not sayin' Lil Wayne was smoking a blunt on his birthday.... but Lil Wayne was smoking a GOD DAMNED fat ass blunt on his birthday....

LIL' WAYNE KNEW HOW TO THROW A DAMN PARTY..... til he gets arrested

Credit goes to TMZ

Jenny Haining, American University 2013 



BEIBS CHUCKS ONSTAGE

So Biebs caught the fever...but seriously... DUDE VOMMED ALL OVER THE STAGE IN ARIZONA!! GGAHHHHHHHH YUCK BIEBS



FULL STORY HERE

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Saturday, September 29, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: Week FOUR NFL Podcast!

GANGNAM STYLE music vid: WITHOUT MUSIC

It's weird man.... yet so interesting to watch. Makes you wonder what movie scenes would be like without a backing score, what epic videos would be like minus their music backing.

WEIRD MAN

Thursday, September 27, 2012

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: goes all badass for Obama!



This is just bad ass... It's got some questionable content, it's for grown ups... but, well, Mitt Romney doesn't have anyone doing this sorta thing for him...

... except for some golfer who was the so-called greatest athlete in the 20th Century...

Personally I thought that was Deion Sanders...  or Bo Jackson... or, well, nevermind.

Samuel L Jackson // Splash News 


Enjoy... 


Mitt Romney: best video of this moment!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

BARACK. OBAMA.

Step one, PLAY THIS

STEP TWO:
Stare at this:


Vote. #Obama2012

Jenny Haining, American University 2013

THE AVENGERS: HONEST TRAILER

Okay, so there are about a MILLION of these videos called "Honest trailers." Now I LOVE "The Avengers" but this is SO funny!

The group, called "Screen Junkies" takes requests from comments on previous videos about which films they should parody next. They are really epic and really hilarious. CHECK IT OUT BELOW and check their other videos too. I am DYING



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

ROMNEY: Middle class, don't expect help from ME!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan // Splash News 


It's been a tough couple of days for Mitt Romney supporters. 

Yesterday, Romney admitted that President Barack Obama hadn't raised taxes during his last four years in office... a reversal from what his team had been saying for the last FOUR YEARS ... 


And the 47 percent beat goes on... 




JOE SCARBOROUGH: Calls out to "Sweet Jesus" after watching another Romney fail...




Sweet Jesus...

It's okay, Joe. There's always the next election...


LIL WAYNE no longer GIVES A CRAP

There are no words.... I dunno if he's high, an asshole, both, or just truly doesn't give a crap. Ya GOTTA watch this video....WHAT!?



He doesn't know or recall...like....anything apparently

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Monday, September 24, 2012

ROMNEY wants AIRPLANE WINDOWS to ROLL DOWN

So we all know his wife almost died in a plane crash but she's good... so now he wants airplane windows to be able to be rolled down.... in case of fire so people can breathe.

SO TO CLARIFY.... in case they are dying in a plane fire..... they can choose between death by fire and smoke or death by GETTING SUCKED OUT INTO THE GOD DAMN ATMOSPHERE.

REALLY MITT!?.... really though.

And you know what, I hope it f**king happens, so that the entire world can blame his ass the day a toddler goes "oooh shiny lever" and rolls down his window.... at 35,000 feet.

Just shut up Mitt. #Obama2012


The idea of using this video AND ENTIRE STORY AT THIS LINK!

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Sunday, September 23, 2012

BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG headed to REHAB

OKAY, so the other night was iHEART RADIO MUSIC FEST WOOT WOOT!!

But Billie Joe, having seemingly been cut off early from completing his set, had this meltdown as he cursed out Justin Bieber, the audience and pretty much everyone who would listen. At first I was all "haha rock on!" but now it's quite bad:



So now Green day is saying iHeart Radio did not cut their set short, and that BILLIE JOE WAS WRONG AND IS BEING SENT TO REHAB. As Green Day is a favorite band of mine, I am shocked and saddened at the incident. Armstrong has now checked into rehab.

CONTINUED FULL STORY HERE


I wish him a quick recovery, because this is not the guy who inspired me to create and be myself during my teenage years, this is some other drunk dude. YIKKESS!!!!

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013


Saturday, September 22, 2012

FOOTBALL JESUS: NFL Week THREE Podcast!

Welcome to SUNDAY in the NFL... it's WEEK THREE... and it's time for the FOOTBALL JESUS PODCAST!

Lots of great games, survivor talk after last week's NEW ENGLAND debacle, the predicted fate of one RGIII and more... all talked about here on this week's podcast.

It's below. Check it. Enjoy.




PROTESTORS OVERTAKE ISLAMIC RADICAL HQ

Hundreds of protestors have marched into Beghazi, Libya to overtake the HeadQuarters of the radical Islamic group who began violent attacks in lieu of a movie that portrayed Muhammed in a bad light on Youtube, resulting in the deaths of four Americans who were on terms of friendship with the Libyan people.

One man notes, "I am sorry America. This is the real Libya."



They say that somewhere Chris Stevens is smiling.

Look at this America, and realize that Islam is not properly represented by the terrorists and psychopaths who threaten us in the name of a God who would be ashamed of them. It is these people, who fight for peace and freedom. These people whose passion shows through their outcry to America. These are the Islam people, and this is their story.

FULL STORY AND ORIGINAL VIDEO HERE

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Friday, September 21, 2012

FIONA APPLE: Feeling like a criminal!

PCN Photo // Fiona Apple mugshot


What she needs is a good defense... 'cuz she's feeling like a criminal! 

Here's THE FIONA APPLE mugshot... which incidentally... is from the same place where SNOOP DOGG and WILLIE NELSON were photographed... because they were stopped by the cops in the SAME PLACE IN TEXAS! 

Crazy. 





ROMNEY BROWN-FACED TO APPEAR ON UNIVISION

HE DID! HE TOTALLY DID!!

FULL STORY

He used makeup, or his artist did, to become a latino in the face. The tanning makeup was ridiculous as he strutted his stuff on Univision.

Obiouvsly it was not an intentional brown face, BUT HE WAS TOTALLY TRYING TO LOOK MORE TAN/BROWN FOR THE LATINO VOTE.

Look at their skin... then look at his


Jennifer Haining, American University 2012



Wednesday, September 19, 2012

NEW TRAILER: THE HOBBIT

"Lord of the Rings" and "Harry Potter" are over. So, it's been a few years since a younger generation than mine has had an epic journey to follow from movie one, talk about, fall in love with etc. It was awesome, dressing up like characters from either film series, attending the midnight premieres, talking about them the next day.

This film is going to bring back the "Lord of The Rings" era that we all so thoroughly enjoyed. Lately a lot in the world sucks. Absolutely sucks. "Lord of the Rings," it was magic and imagination, something to hope for, cry about, root for while watching a journey. "The Hobbit" series is going to give people a little bit of that back in a time when people need imagination, magic and hope. I can't even wait, check out the new trailer!




Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

12 YEAR OLD KID OWNS MITT ROMNEY

LOOK AT THIS! FREAKING LOOK AT THIS! READ THE FULL LETTER HERE

LAST WEEK: 12 year old Jackson Ripley was watching political coverage with his mom. He was not a fan of the coverage of Romney concerning pre-existing health care and he decided to WRITE A LETTER to Mr. Romney.

He states:

"Dear Governor Romney, I’d like to say congratulations on winning the republican nomination. But, I wish you stayed in Massachusetts. You’re plan for America isn’t what we need, and would hurt us more than it would help.
You’re domestic plans (birth control, gay rights etc.) are horrible! Women should get to manage their own health, and if you wonder why you’re not appealing to many women voters, rethink your birth control and women’s’ rights plans. And people should be able to marry whom they want."
Photocredit to source above

THIS KID IS FRICKIN' AWESOME!! WHY!? Because what are children? Untainted and unbiased, THAT'S WHAT!! And this kid, he's had a life. He knows what he's talking about, and he has seen Romney's terrible health care plan in action.

Jackson has a younger sister named Kennedy who faced a tumor and terrible heart conditions since she was about 4 weeks old. So he has already, I am sure, had to face more in his young life than most. His sister was not allowed health care, always denied because of a pre-existing condition, treated like "trash" according to Jackson's mother.

Jackson HAS SOME BIG ASS WORDS from a little soul:

My inspiration for the letter was basically my frustration. It was painful (and sometimes a little funny) to see all the people that blindly (sic) supporting Mitt Romney, and I felt like I should bring that to people's attention. I already knew that his plans for America would tear us apart, and would bring more harm than good to families like mine, so I had to make a stand. What he would do was unfair, and I wanted to say something about that.
His mother says writing has always been an outlet for the boy. And upon seeing Romney on television, he exclaimed, "EXCUSE ME MOM, I NEED TO GO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER" AND LEFT THE ROOM.

You want to see the America we are trying to create? Look at this kid. Obama needs to win his presidency because Romney cannot. Boys like this are who the Nation should listen to. The issue is simple, simpler than we can imagine, and this kid has it right.... Simply incredible.

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Monday, September 17, 2012

ONE DIRECTION: Louis Swims with DOLPHINS... Peace in IRAN and ISRAEL is at hand!

Splash News // Louis from One Direction swims with DOLPHINS... 

ONE DIRECTION's LOUIS TOMLINSON is in Florida... vacationing... swimming with dolphins.

This surely means WORLD PEACE is at hand.

I mean, clearly, if a ONE DIRECTION member can swim with DOLPHINS and STINGRAYS... we can find a way to a more peaceful world.

So let it be written.

I want that one thing.


HILARY CLINTON: UNSTOPPABLE

EVERYONE take a minute to read this article. Just a minute

After her speech honoring those in Libya at Andrews Air Force Base where the remains of those killed at the consulate were presented, the author of this article changed his mind about Hilary Clinton.

I have always known who this woman is. Incredible. But this author found out after watching the video below. He goes on to speak about Hilary's growth in the past 4 years. How many times has she wiped her tears, stiffened her spine and led us forward through tragedy and pain?

From the article, entitled "An apology to Hilary Clinton":



If the last few days teach us anything, let it be this: that this work and the men and women who risk their lives to do it are at the heart of what makes America great and good,” said Clinton, her voice at times uneven with emotion for the dead men she had employed.
Then she said: “So we will wipe away our tears, stiffen our spines, and face the future undaunted.”

When her husband was president, I made a career out of trashing Hillary Clinton’s hairdos, pantsuits, her attempted health care coup, her right-wing conspiracy theories, her staying with that slippery serial philanderer. Four years ago in the presidential primary I rooted for Obama over her.
Yet when she finally conceded a totally unexpected defeat, a different Hillary Clinton began to emerge. ....In awful moments in history, some leaders rise to the occasion, and some don’t. Think Ronald Reagan’s reassurance after the Challenger disaster. Or George Bush on the rubble of Ground Zero after 9/11, telling the world we’d never forget. Friday, by comparison, was a tiny moment. Still, Hillary Clinton rose to meet it."


Hilary Clinton is nothing short of incredible. Everything happens for a reason. We could have used her as president, but we NEEDED her as Secretary of State. The night Osama Bin Laden died, when they released the photo of her face as she watched our Seals heading into Bin Laden's compound, I was on her side. And every since, I have stayed on her side.

Watch this:
Would we be better with her as president? Who knows. Are we better with her as Secretary of State? Yes. Why? Because she cares. She cares SO MUCH more than most politicians do, and she puts her all into making our relations with foreign countries strong, even through acts of hatred and terrorism. Clinton stands tall.

You think she'll be Secretary of State under Romney? Think again.
Obama 2012. We need her.

AMANDA BYNES: INSANE!

So LET'S RECAP SHALL WE!?

Bynes was PULLED OVER a while ago for driving under the influence, ALSO hit a car and drove away from the scene, ALSO was pulled over for some shit again like 27 million more times, WAS SHOT BY PAPARAZZI taking a HIT. OF. A. BONG. in one of her cars, then like 2 days ago tapped another car and drove away.... though on that day paparazzi was chasing her and flashing their cameras in her face so I don't tend to blame her for that.....

Photocred to TMZ (link below)

BUT NOW people are saying at her gym she was seen mumbling to herself, neighbors say she has been having conversations with inanimate objects in her home, and the list goes on.

Amanda, sweetie, you were one of the good ones. Don't go all Lohan on us now. Really... it's just sad and dissappointing. The girl was one of the good ones, a child star who, though admittedly fell out of fame, was loved by all America. A real sweetheart.

Photocred to TMZ (link below)


So TODAY, Bynes was driving around with her suspended license as she HAS been for, like, days, and cops finally pulled her over and impounded her car.

The most recent story can be found here

Here's her hitting a bong in her car

Check the story on her first hit and run......And the second........ And the third

And HERE is an awesome video of the girl she used to be who I hope is still there. Because I miss THAT girl



Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Friday, September 14, 2012

HULA CAM at BURNING MAN 2012 proves to be AMAZING

So this thing is already an amazing idea, but the attractive ladies added an extra awesome element for all you dudes out there. Attractive chicks or not, this video is SO amazing. Like I don't know who thought of the concept, but it's GORGEOUS!

Check it... I KINDA wanna go to Burning Man now.



Jenny Haining, American University 2013

Thursday, September 13, 2012

BLINK 182 MOCKS ONE DIRECTION.... eleven years BEFORE THEIR EXISTENCE

CHECK THIS STORY OUT

It's amazing and so funny that the Blink 182 video mocking a boy band on the beach to "All the Small Things" was filmed in the same location One Direction filmed "What Makes You Beautiful." I died. This is hilarious. Same damn beach, check it at the link above and watch these to compare:




Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

15 PHOTOS OF LIBYAN PEOPLE APOLOGIZING FOR CHRIS STEVENS'S MURDER

In the wake of 9/11 memorials, corruption in the middle East on this wretched day, and the resulting murder of US Libyan Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other members of his staff, Libyans gathered to apologize for what their people had done.

And of course, it does not mean Libyan people did this to Chris, and that's what the beautiful pictures on this page show. Chris Stevens loved the Libyan people and they loved him back, and the psychopaths who killed him will NOT represent these people.





Click through the photos HERE AT BUZZFEED as they are stunning and brought me to tears.

And remember, above all, this man who died was not just a loss for American relations. He was a man with a wife and kids, a friend to Hilary Clinton, who openly wept today, and a man who lost a life, just as his three staff members were. Love and remember, and check these incredible photos.

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

REMEMBER today... WATCH this and REMEMBER

Today, eleven years ago, starting at 9:37 AM, two planes collided into the World Trade Center Twin Towers in New York City. ALSO, what we often forget is that one plane also collided into the Pentagon, and one brave group of people sacrificed themselves and crashed a plane meant for the White House into a field in Pennsylvania.

Almost all of us know someone involved. We know someone who died, or we know someone with a story, but as time goes on it's easier to move on and forget. Moving on is perfect, forgetting is not. This famous video showcases a man's last words. Take a moment to watch and remember.




At some point, take a trip to the memorial in NYC. It is stunning and beautiful. The entire world lost people they loved, and those lost will never get to know any of the aftermath, good or bad. They did not want to die, they only deserve all we can to honor them.

Look a new name up today. Tell the people you love that you love them. Move slower today, be kinder, be sensitive. Remember, remember, remember.

9/11 2001.

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Monday, September 10, 2012

READ THIS: The ONION mocks OBAMA'S apparent intent to DESTROY THE WORLD according to ROMNEY

THE ARTICLE IS RIGHT HERE

....and please, to convince you, read this passage from the article, DIRECT FROM OBAMA HIMSELF.... apparently

Demonic ObamaPhoto Credit goes to "The Onion" link below


“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance. “Together, as a barbarian people forged by the wicked flames of irreligiosity and united by visions of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”
“The streets shall run red with the blood of forced sodomy, performed daily upon every American man, woman, and child!” the commander-in-chief shouted, froth forming around his mouth as the crowd threw hundreds of aborted fetuses onto the stage. “Die, Christians, die!”
Read the article... I nearly died laughing.
Jennifer Haining, American University 2013

Saturday, September 08, 2012

ONE DIRECTION: Zayn JACKED up his LEG??!

PCN Photo //1D's Zayn Malik is HURTING! 

PCN // 1D's Niall Horan is... well not hurting.

Hi from 35000 feet, about two hours from LAX... 

ONE DIRECTION fans are holding candlelight vigils for their injured hero, as ZAYN MALIK was spotted limping around LAX with NIALL HORAN not too far behind. 

Fans are reportedly weeping and flailing around in misery at the sight of one of the ONE DIRECTION heroes limping around on crutches, hurt. 

We pray for the leg of Zayn. Amen. 


"REGISTER TO VOTE" google search DOUBLES after OBAMA SPEAKS AT THE DNC

JUST MOMENTS, SECONDS after the 44th President Barack Obama called for the good people America to vote to ensure a future with the right president and the right people in office, MILLIONS of people got the message.

According to googlepolitics on Twitter, moments after the speech ended, the phrase "register to vote" doubled nationwide!!

See here:


When @BarackObama's  speech ended at 11:03 p.m. ET,@google searches for "register to vote" doubled nationwide.


It's a good sign people, it's a good sign. So remember, DO VOTE! GO NOW!

#Obama2012, go register to vote NOW!!

FULL STORY HERE, READ IT

Jennifer Haining, American University 2013