JONAH HILL: Mystery woman proves that SIZE DOES MATTER!

PCN // She's hot. He's Jonah Hill.

 Oh you silly Paparazzi...

You try to snap Jonah Hill, the iconic actor who is in touch with himself, insanely funny and whom is a brilliant comedic mind...

PCN // Don't be jealous. She's hot. 

PCN // Jonah Hill. Hero to big kids everywhere. 

... yet you stop to realize he's with a smoking hot brunette mystery woman who is well put together, supremely smoking hot and who seems to enjoy being with the, let me get this right, ahem...

... "full figured actor."


Oh you silly silly silly gossip news sites. It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog. And in this case, the dog, Jonah Hill, just made your significant other look like, well, um...

... not on the same level.


You go on ahead, Jonah Hill. Get you some. And thanks for your entertainment, bro!