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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Oh, you're gonna STEAL from MY HOME???! Check out my sword!














Chalk this up to reason 54405 why I'm glad I live in the DMV.

Baltimore is right up the road. And if you go try to steal from a Johns Hopkins student - well - you might just get your ass kicked with a Samurai Sword!

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Nothing like a man defending his HOME to fire me up! Wanna talk about a crime deterrent? Let some homeowners who have been robbed take matters into their own hands!

You know, in Texas, you have the right to kill anyone who comes intruding in your home. Period. Why shouldn't it be the same in this case?

Read the story here from NBCWASHINGTON.

So, this dude ripped them off earlier in the week. Then on Monday, he ripped off their stuff. You can't just go stealing a man's playstations. Not when he's going to Hopkins. Awww Hell Naw... It's tough studying at one of the country's most prestigious schools! A man needs his gaming release.

And ripping off a laptop? No FACEBOOK? Well that's just flat out mean.

Toby doesn't LIKE this.

So when this thief, who just got sprung from the pen decided he was gonna roll the eff up on this house ONCE AGAIN, this one student was ready and unleashed his inner Shinobi on this fool.

(at this point, the beginning of Foo Fighters/My Hero should be playing)

He told the man to GTFO.

He said "leave or I'll bring forth upon you the power of the Samurai"...

The theif said EFF THIS and lunged for the student.

Then, as if in Final Fantasy, the Johns Hopkins student felt the power of Grayskull move through his body and he raised up on the felon and the mighty sword of Shinobi removed the theif's hand.

Finally, with one swift and powerful stroke, the police report said he left an amazing lasceration on the top of his body.

Yes, those would be the last Playstations and Laptops that theif would ever steal, you can bet on that.

And I bet those Hopkins students won't have anyone else come a'messin' with their stuff no-more. Nope.
(at this point Bon Jovi/Young Guns should be playing)

The moral of this story is that no charges should be pressed against this student. We have a basic right to defend our lives, property, families and homes.

And we should always remember the power of a good Samuari Sword.
And the power of Greyskull.
Although He-Man had nothing to do with the Samurai.

Whatever.